Tag: redneck
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Episode 12: Ricky Tango, Jr. Tells a Space Story
Ricky Tango Jr called me the other day and left me this voicemail. I'm pretty sure he didn't make this story up.
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Episode 6: Ricky Tango, Jr. Becomes a Man
I was ten years old the day I became a man. I was out under the pecan tree eating porridge from my favorite armadillo shell when I heard Momma scream. I ran as fast as my 8-year-old legs could carry me (my legs have always been late bloomers) and came upon a horrific sight. Momma had been sucked into the combine. Poppa was there trying to pull her out, but ended up ripping the scalp right off her head. I don’t know why he was pulling her by the hair instead of her arms. Grown-ups can be peculiar I learned that day.
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Episode 2: Ricky Tango, Jr. Under the Couch
Harrowing tale of young Ricky Tango, Jr.’s sad life living under his morbidly obese parents’ couch.
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Episode 29: I Ate Nothing but Old AA Batteries for a Week and the Results Were Amazing!
Jan 24, 2023 •
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Episode 28: Tim Hawthorne: State Finals Ping-Pong Champion
Jan 3, 2023 •
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Episode 27: Oh, To Think Like a Bird
Dec 27, 2022 •
If you like my words, but hate my voice, you can read all episodes (and future episodes!) by following me on Medium here: https://medium.com/@clif-haley You can also find me at […]
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Episode 26: 10 UNBELIEVABLE Facts About America
Oct 2, 2022 •
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Episode 25: New Study PROVES DemoRats Have IQs Lower than APES! (CONSERVATIVE POV)
Sep 19, 2022 •
Hate to break it to all you libtards, but I’ll use small words so your feeble brains can comprehend: science man say you dumb dumb.
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Episode 24: Failed Fishing at the Family Hunting Cabin
Sep 12, 2022 •
With the Texas outdoor temperatures finally dropping out of Fahrenheit ranges typically only used to melt industrial steel, I decided to get back to nature by spending the weekend with my brother out at our old family hunting cabin situated in the Texas Hill Country near the Pedernales River.
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Episode 22: A Largely Inaccurate History of the McDonald's Arches
Apr 21, 2022 • 00:02:05
McDonald’s was founded at some point in the past by restaurateur brothers Richard and Maurice McDonald who had a vision to revolutionize the way people developed type 2 diabetes.
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Episode 21: How to Turn an Old Gas Grill into a Fire Pit
Apr 7, 2022 • 00:02:05
We had an old gas grill taking up room behind our shed, so I got creative with it.
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Emory Crider and the One Dollar Bounty - Chapter One
Apr 14, 2022 • 00:06:32
This episode is a bit different. It’s the first chapter of a mildly humorous “dime novel” by Scriblets that may end right here or may continue on if it seems […]
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Episode 23: Journal Entries No. 1
Apr 28, 2022 •
Random excerpts from my daily journal…