Tag: story
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Episode 23: Journal Entries No. 1
Random excerpts from my daily journal…
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Emory Crider and the One Dollar Bounty – Chapter One
This episode is a bit different. It’s the first chapter of a mildly humorous “dime novel” by Scriblets that may end right here or may continue on if it seems […]
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Episode 20: Ricky Tango, Hawson’s Bovinery Hoof Rendering Floor Supervisor
Hi. My name is Ricky Tango. I work at Hawson’s Bovinery in Teet, TX. Here at Hawson’s Bovinery we do everything that can possibly be done with a cow and all under one roof.
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Episode 16: Home Fries
Tim marveled at the home fries. They were quite different here at Lindy's in New York City than what he'd grown up consuming as home fries back in Texas. Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/scriblets)
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Episode 15: Schmedley Part III
Part three of a three part short story. Victor Kennedy is but a simple man. He works a boring job and lives with his dog Schmedley in a quiet suburban neighborhood. But Victor's life - and the lives of everyone - are about to change drastically as dogs take over the world. You can read the full story here: https://www.clifhaley.me/schmedley/ Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/scriblets)
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Episode 14: Schmedley Part II
Part two of a three part short story. Victor Kennedy is but a simple man. He works a boring job and lives with his dog Schmedley in a quiet suburban neighborhood. But Victor's life - and the lives of everyone - are about to change drastically as dogs take over the world. You can read the full story here: https://www.clifhaley.me/schmedley/ Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/scriblets)
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Episode 13: Schmedley Part I
Part one of a three part short story. Victor Kennedy is but a simple man. He works a boring job and lives with his dog Schmedley in a quiet suburban neighborhood. But Victor's life - and the lives of everyone - are about to change drastically as dogs take over the world.
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Episode 12: Ricky Tango, Jr. Tells a Space Story
Ricky Tango Jr called me the other day and left me this voicemail. I'm pretty sure he didn't make this story up.
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Episode 6: Ricky Tango, Jr. Becomes a Man
I was ten years old the day I became a man. I was out under the pecan tree eating porridge from my favorite armadillo shell when I heard Momma scream. I ran as fast as my 8-year-old legs could carry me (my legs have always been late bloomers) and came upon a horrific sight. Momma had been sucked into the combine. Poppa was there trying to pull her out, but ended up ripping the scalp right off her head. I don’t know why he was pulling her by the hair instead of her arms. Grown-ups can be peculiar I learned that day.
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Episode 2: Ricky Tango, Jr. Under the Couch
Harrowing tale of young Ricky Tango, Jr.’s sad life living under his morbidly obese parents’ couch.
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Episode 29: I Ate Nothing but Old AA Batteries for a Week and the Results Were Amazing!
Jan 24, 2023 •
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Episode 28: Tim Hawthorne: State Finals Ping-Pong Champion
Jan 3, 2023 •
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Episode 27: Oh, To Think Like a Bird
Dec 27, 2022 •
If you like my words, but hate my voice, you can read all episodes (and future episodes!) by following me on Medium here: https://medium.com/@clif-haley You can also find me at […]
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Episode 26: 10 UNBELIEVABLE Facts About America
Oct 2, 2022 •
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Episode 25: New Study PROVES DemoRats Have IQs Lower than APES! (CONSERVATIVE POV)
Sep 19, 2022 •
Hate to break it to all you libtards, but I’ll use small words so your feeble brains can comprehend: science man say you dumb dumb.
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Episode 24: Failed Fishing at the Family Hunting Cabin
Sep 12, 2022 •
With the Texas outdoor temperatures finally dropping out of Fahrenheit ranges typically only used to melt industrial steel, I decided to get back to nature by spending the weekend with my brother out at our old family hunting cabin situated in the Texas Hill Country near the Pedernales River.
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Episode 22: A Largely Inaccurate History of the McDonald's Arches
Apr 21, 2022 • 00:02:05
McDonald’s was founded at some point in the past by restaurateur brothers Richard and Maurice McDonald who had a vision to revolutionize the way people developed type 2 diabetes.
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Episode 21: How to Turn an Old Gas Grill into a Fire Pit
Apr 7, 2022 • 00:02:05
We had an old gas grill taking up room behind our shed, so I got creative with it.
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Emory Crider and the One Dollar Bounty - Chapter One
Apr 14, 2022 • 00:06:32
This episode is a bit different. It’s the first chapter of a mildly humorous “dime novel” by Scriblets that may end right here or may continue on if it seems […]
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Episode 23: Journal Entries No. 1
Apr 28, 2022 •
Random excerpts from my daily journal…